Life is but a Netflix queue created by an idiot.. And that idiot would be me.

Do you ever start a thing out as a joke and just become too emotionally attached to change it that much? That's how I'm feeling about this blog post. I'm so sorry.

Get ready for the most dynamite queue for the 3 witches, and, yes, they are all movies about witches. I decided I'm going to actually try to present these seriously, wish me luck.

I like to imagine their beards looked like her hair but like.. on their chin

1. Hocus Pocus:
They said an altered version to that one line "double double toil and trouble" in this movie, I think. I never actually watched the movie. But in all the ABC family commercials during October they show this scene. I bet the witches sit back on the couch watching this like:
Unison: "yeah,"
Witch 1: "we made it fam,"
Witch 2: "we famous,"
Witch 3: "we said something like that."


Anyways, these witches are all sisters in this movie, and there is three of them. Three, the power number, the number of the Weird Sisters. These women possess supernatural powers strong enough to continue messing with people even after they had died during the Salem witch trials. It seems like they have more of an influence on the fate of everyone in the town, than the townspeople think they have. Apparently it's a good movie and these ladies know how to party. I bet Macbeth's witches do too.

2.The Witches:

Reminder: this was a kid's movie.

Once again it's about witches and supernatural forces. The lady in the caption, the Grand High Witch spent the whole movie she was using her abilities to harass children, turn one into a mouse, and try to kill them. I feel like this is perhaps a hobby the three witches have themselves. Also, the most important part, she has a beard, small, but it's there and you can see it. In this occurrence, the witches may enjoy to watch this movie, to laugh about how much of a failure this witch was for a Grand High Witch. She didn't even succeed in using her supernatural power to doom a child's fate in a long term way. That's some weak witching, lady.

In case you couldn't see that..... Also in case you wanted a close up on this image of beauty.

I also feel like the three witches would really relate to her, you know? Bearded witches aren't given enough representation in the media. It's ridiculous. These days they all look like this:

Does she count as a witch? Also I wonder if these two use the same color lipstick.. It looks pretty similar...

3. Sleeping Beauty :

The entire premise for this story was that this ol' witch/supernatural being Maleficent set a curse upon a baby, and no matter what they did to try to prevent it from occurring it was futile because it was her fate. This curse was unavoidable, however, destined to eventually be escaped, since it was cast with a loophole, a true love's kiss. 

But honestly she just wanted to be included. If she just got the invite to go party it up your baby wouldn't have been cursed.

  The movie's plot was really all about fate and destiny actually unraveling due to the supernatural's influence. Also, I feel like the 3 witches would probably enjoy themselves doing this. Just find some babies, set some curses upon them with some extremely unlikely (but not necessarily impossible) way to break the curse, then sit back and watch what unfolds. This movie would save them the effort having to do it once, they could just watch Maleficent do it instead. 

4 & 5. Twitches and Twitches Too :

They are witches.. Twin witches.. They were separated at birth and destined to meet again when they were 21 years old. I still can't get over the fact that these were actual movies. Anyways, with their magic they were destined with the responsibility to fight off some kind of dark supernatural forces in order to save the world from chaos or something. They also had some other supernatural beings that were their allies or something that used their magic in order to fulfill their destiny of meeting again (this plot man... too wild). So the entire movies are about both good and bad supernatural forces setting up these girls' to fulfill a prophecy. A few times throughout the movie the two tried to dodge their way out of their responsibilities, thinking they would be able to avoid their destiny, but in the end they had to encounter the super natural.

Also, they obviously relate to the witches because there are two of them. Although there is one more witch in Macbeth, if you count both of them from both movies, there's four, and if you subtract one from four, you get three. See? It makes perfect sense when you don't think about it. 

Spoiler: apparently they were princess twitches witches

Duuuuude they have the power to shoot glitter from their fingers?? Okay I actually have to watch this now. I only know as much as I did because the sister to this boy I used to babysit would watch it all the time. Every time I was babysitting her brother she at some point was on disney channel watching this.  

Are they talking to the mist? Also look at the cool green screen ground... It's convincing. 

I'm ready for my A++++.